A Puritan lady, though Puritans were allowed alcohol - the sin was drunkenness. This image search led me to the transcript of a podcast about Puritan sex in 17th century Massachusetts, containing the line “he saw it as proof that the Puritans were excellent Christians – so good, in fact, that Satan wanted to tarnish them in the eyes of the world by tempting them to bone.”
Alcohol-free drinks are proliferating at the rate of knots - Gen Z drinks a lot less than its predecessors - and whether you’re buying online or physically standing there in the aisle, it’s hard to tell which are good and which aren’t. Also, they’re not cheap (because they use proper distillation methods). Here are some of my favourites.